Whoa Z and x make the same sound
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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