She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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