Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
