Don't you send me to vm
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Randomize
