You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
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