i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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