If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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