Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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