Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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