This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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