Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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