What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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