it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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