I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
There r osticjed everywhere
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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