ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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