You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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