I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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