Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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