There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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