so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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