in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
My vagina is officially offended.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Randomize
