Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Found the puke drawer
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Such a big mess for such a small penis
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize