there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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