I want to stick my p in your. b.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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