I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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