Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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