There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize
