I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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