i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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