Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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