remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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