Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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