Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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