no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
