I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just had sex on a roof
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
