pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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