think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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