I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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