I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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