if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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