when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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