So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
My pussy is not your playground.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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