I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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