You're my little dorito
He is an equal opportunity slut.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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