Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
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