I wanna bring you to show and tell
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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