ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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