you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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