I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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