TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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