haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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