First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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