You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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