I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
My vagina just recognized that song.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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