Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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